The Mom Test

I was out walking with my four year old daughter.
She picked something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.
I took the Item away and asked her not to do that.
'Why?' my daughter asked.
'Because its been on the ground, you don't know where its been, its dirty and probably has germs' I replied. At this point my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked,
'Momma, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart?'
I was thinking quickly. 'All moms know this stuff, Its on the Moms test.
You have to know it or they don't let you be a mom.
We walked in silence for 2-3 minutes, she was evidently Pondering this new information.
'OH... I get it' she beamed 'So if you don't pass the test, you have to be the Dad.
'Exactly, I replied back with a huge smile on my face!

My mom emailed this to me, I thought it was cute so I decided to share!